the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded
i got this mango from the zj i got earlier, two dollars off
Surprised none of y’all didn’t think of this!
Grimes // Oblivion
i be crushing hard on these canadians.
Dave Chappelle - Law N Order - Jury Service
“then his wife threw her titties in my hand…”
#ParksAndRec #Butthole #FRESH
My friend has ten 65” LED TV’s for $200 each. If you want one, let me know ASAP! Here’s a pic of the model at Best Buy. Click on the link. #FRESH
Took that bitch to pound town! Then… Boom! #FRESH